if i have tonsillitis i’m k ing my s
i’m like a microorganism
nobody hit me with ur car please ✨
weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh
"it's dark in here" normal regular observation
"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation
"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence
"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station
I love this site because you could post a picture of like. a fridge you saw being thrown out on the corner of a street and some blog you've never seen before with a fridge icon called fridgefan87 will reblog it like '#nicely spotted op! #model 37xc 2005 #fridgeposting'
Anonymous asked:
i put you in tje pacific ocean
carlyraejepsans answered:
whadda hell…..,. fish in here.
i cant keep living in two places




